I know everyone always says “take photoshop away from me” with these kinds of things but
Jon Risinger posted outtakes from the Surgeons In Space: Deep Space Doctors outtakes so I had to make some official cinematic versions of their parody poses.
also I put my watermarks like right in the middle but i swear if you steal/repost i will find you and eat your first born child
This is exactly what I wanted to come of these.
DM - You walk into the grand estate you will be staying in. The place is well decorated and there are huge fireplaces with roaring fires.
Rogue - I walk up and intimidate the fireplace.
-After some bugbears shake the tree the players were hiding in-
DM: Your adopted daughter just slammed face first into the ground after a 30 foot fall out of a tree and is stumbling around swinging an axe.
P1: I raised her well.
Me: Does beatboxing exist in this world?
ST: Noooo, but I suppose it could be invented.
Me: Sweet. Guys, guess what I just created.
Dog doesn’t want kisses
> This dog has incredible comedic timing.
> Remember your place, human.
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen
No CGI. It’s all practical work. Sploosh.
Don’t need no computers for magic to work! Yeahhh! Awesome!
Instead of saying ‘I love you’ in Dutch we say ‘Je oma’s dikke lul’ which means ‘You’re my treasure’ and I think that’s beautiful.
|— After witnessing the party detective win a storytelling contest. (via outofcontextdnd)|
Seduce the eels!
|— Player (via outofcontextdnd)|
DM: I ship them, literally. See? The two of you are on a boat. And now that this ship has a hole in it…
Player: Wait… No…
DM: I have also officially Sunk that ship. Literally, (and metaphorically depending on whether any of you survive.)
DUN DUN DUN DUN DAH DUNNNNN